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'There's someone for everyone,' my mother always said patting my head.
'Yours is a psychiatrist.'
'Yours is a psychiatrist.'
Tell Us a Gag. Please!
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Just got back from the opticians and it turns out I'm colour blind.
That news came right out of the purple
That news came right out of the purple
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I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it.
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What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One of them Is an Australian mammal. The other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
One of them Is an Australian mammal. The other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
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I got a massive erection today during a routine prostate examination. I tried to hide it but it was pretty obvious, so I tried to laugh it of instead.
Anyway, long story short, I'm no longer working as a GP.
Anyway, long story short, I'm no longer working as a GP.
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It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar.
It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering!
It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering!
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My dentist has been struck off the medical register for dealing in drugs!
Fuck me, I've been using him for the last sixteen years and never knew he was a dentist!
Fuck me, I've been using him for the last sixteen years and never knew he was a dentist!
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