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I went to see a faith healer yesterday; what a waste of money. She was so shit even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out!

Imagine a parliamentary researcher showing some credulous MP footage of a sport which has players that tolerate racism, xenophobia and shooting people with metal BBs despite clear safety warnings. Of course what we all want to know, is does KM believe in Tartaria? Are his ghillies worn by...

I've started a band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven’t got a gig.

The internet has allowed us all to find whatever we want. For most people the constant confirmation bias has made them more entrenched and certain of whatever their (our!) views. In entertainment people can supply content like KM's and it finds an audience. Because we feel that what he puts...

It's called dieselling. The oil compound ignites under pressure. I reckon Jack O'Connor would be more upset by it than Elmer Keith.

I got rejected for coming half an hour early. Fuck the porn industry anyway...

I think I've used a pistol about twice in all the years that I've done airsoft. TM 1911 holds gas fine and performs as well as I need it to. I use a spring shotgun that I bought for a tenner more than I use a pistol.

I went for a job as a contortionist."Just how flexible are you?" they asked. "Well I can't do Thursdays", I replied.

Twatting Cumstain is scum. Politicians inflate legitimate if minor problems for political capital. Clickbait vids damage whatever they cover. Shops make commercial decisions. We all wish that KM didn't exist. We all wish that kneejerk bans don't happen. We all wish that clickbait vids didn't...

I've just been informed I can't use my reusable tea bags anymore. I've been given a restraining order.

I don't wear compression wear for airsoft, but I do a few nights a week to avoid getting wrestlers rash whilst training. It's horrible stuff tbh. It does its job, and standing still can feel chilly even on a hot day. The other problem is that it's slippery. Having a sweatshirt slip on post...

Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty. When I got home, I watched it for the whole hour and never saw her once. She still hasn't come home, and I'm starving.

The Boy has an 18C. It's about 10 years old and pretty badly maintained tbh. The slide rails are shocking, with damn great lumps out of them due to dirt (I think). I flattened everything off with wet and dry a while back. It's never missed a beat though. He does use his 1911 much more these...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyR2A9ErMO0 Day off, so listening to space rock for about 14 hours now. Still digging the sitars and general spaced-ness of this...

When I got my TM 1911 back in whatever, I didn't know that 144A existed. I played in all temps with green gas and no problems at all. I genuinely believed that it was the least poky gas out there. Not sure that I've played in quite this heat before though. Certainly played in 30C+ though.

I often run a support gun. I've never changed a battery over a weekend game. I don't think it's about the amount of plastic you fling, it's where it's fired. I like my RPK to chug along slowly on the standard motor. For example, if players are stacked up behind hard cover, a few...

Jokes about white sugar are very common. Jokes about brown sugar? Demerara.

I used to be a DJ at Stonehenge and Avebury but... I no longer mix in those circles.

Pretty pleased with myself. I just passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas...

I know I've said it before but... I don't take Mrs TPH skirmishing, one (minor) reason being the misogynistic patches/'banter'/jokes. However, a friend will only play these days with several supportive friends or with their fellow trans team members at their home site. I'd rather they could...