Zombie Survival Equipment

[Finius]

It appears that for once, Finius is thinking with his head...

Zombie Survival should not be taken lightly; haven't you seen that terrible Jersey Shore program? That's how it starts, the infection I mean...Skin discolouration, ragged/lessened clothing, slurred and improper speech, lessened IQ and cognitive function, inability to function properly without chemical support, and it's spread to Essex too...

 

[TPI]

i'm worried some might say i have some of those quality's