The 'What have you just broken' Thread

[sp00n]

Just doing a major upgrade to my mp5k (bearings/gears/shims/motor/spring) and the trigger mechanism fell apart :angry: :angry: took ages to put right

finally got it reassembled, then the fuse blew! :angry: :angry:

am off to halfords for a selection of fuses! :lol:

 

[Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies]

Soooo....

MY KJW M9 finally kicked the bucket. I rushed it to AirsoftEire. The speed I went at almost halved the 45 minute journey.

After some diagnostics,cleaning and greasing,we got it working a bit. However,the trigger spring is broken and there is something else just not right with the gun.

So I left it with the guys there,hopefully Their tech can work his magic into getting it working again.

I have a game on sunday,the site owner offered to give me his HFC P226 to use for the day. He hates it and gives it to random people to use until it breaks so he has an excuse to throw it out XD.

Soo yeah,Hoor's breath is Out of action for a while.

(geddit? Hoor? Viking god of winter? his breath=the gas the gun constantly vents? huh huh? nobody?

fuck you all)

 

[Ian_Gere]

(geddit? Hoor? Viking god of winter? his breath=the gas the gun constantly vents? huh huh? nobody?

fuck you all)

Oh yeah, I remember: Hoor, beloved of not just Vikings but all seamen!

 

[Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies]

Try saying Hoor in a thick Dublin accent!

 

[remus]

hur?

 

[Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies]

It's more like ''HYOOWUR''

 

[AK47frizzle]

i just split my hop up chamber..... sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed. I super glued it back together and it just split again.

 

[Tariq]

Well that's obvious. Super glue is good for 1 thing and 1 thing only....

Sticking your fingers together. And then trying to bite the glue off your fingers only to glue your finger to your lip.

 

[AK47frizzle]

Well that's obvious. Super glue is good for 1 thing and 1 thing only....

Sticking your fingers together. And then trying to bite the glue off your fingers only to glue your finger to your lip.

i can't imagine anyone who would try to bite glue off

Sniffing glue is one thing, but biting it off and eventually tasting it is another....

I think i'll just go to my techy department in school and melt the plastics together with a soldering iron, kinda like welding

 

[Tariq]

i can't imagine anyone who would try to bite glue off

Sniffing glue is one thing, but biting it off and eventually tasting it is another....

I think i'll just go to my techy department in school and melt the plastics together with a soldering iron, kinda like welding

You've seriously never got glue on your fingers, thought it was dry and then tried to pull it off with your teeth???

Bro, do you even glue?

 

[Ian_Gere]

I glued a chair cushion, a pair of jeans and boxers to my arse once: fell asleep drunk with a tube of super glue under me... hospital.

Tip for super gluing: you can get better results if you soak a piece of paper in the glue and paste it over the crack as well as putting glue on both surfaces of the crack.

 

[Zak Da Mack]

My ad's got this super chemical bonding glue he uses for work. I stuck my fingers together once and you have to literally "rip" the skin off to break free.

Also, my friend put too much gas in the pistol and it somehow broke the seal on it.... Genius!

 

[remus]

well considering superglue is designed for bonding flesh... and have had a bottle of glue leak into my mouth, fun times.... plastic cement glue would be the better idea as it actually melts the plastic and ten rehardens it for a stronger bond. wither or not its strong enough for what the hopup goes through though...

 

[M_P]

I broke Henry the hoover today

 

[AK47frizzle]

You've seriously never got glue on your fingers, thought it was dry and then tried to pull it off with your teeth???

Bro, do you even glue?

no... i don't eat glue i'm afraid

 

[Ian_Gere]

Henry deserves everything he gets.

 

[Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies]

I broke a Marshal's HFC P226, He hated it and gave it to random people to use. I didn't have my M9 and he pitied me since I had no sidearm.I think the thing that broke was the nozzle and some other thing. He tossed it into a ditch after I gave it to him.

Later that day I saw some kid digging around and looking for it...lawls.

I agree that the little long nosed cunt henry deserves everything he gets. He paid for my education but really rustled my jimmies.

LITERALLY rustled my jimmes.

TL;DR-Don;t stick your dick into henry

 

[Ian_Gere]

Are you the scion of Henry then, UTJ?

Edit to add: btw, I can't for the life of me imagine any circumstances un which i would stick my dick into the stupid looking gobshite. Not even if I was on a desert island with nothing but henry and a generator.

 

[Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies]

Don't worry,I didn't stick junior into it! that's just my Reddit humor disease creeping through.

 

[geoffreym]

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