The sad thread.

[Cyrax]

Just spilled some tea down the side of my desk, all over my printer. Was enjoying my tea. It was gone before i had chance to dip my biscuit in it.

A classic British tragedy.

 

[M_P]

Finnaly found a tan CASV-el instock and can't afford it

 

[Finius]

Just spilled some tea down the side of my desk, all over my printer. Was enjoying my tea. It was gone before i had chance to dip my biscuit in it.
A classic British tragedy.

Nothing, that ANYONE could post in this thread, will EVER be as sad as this story.

I'm here for you dude.

*bromance*

 

[Liam Porter]

Someone broke all the cow biscuits in half..

..and being me, I have to have either whole biscuits or no biscuits.

So I spent ages finding six halves that paired up.

 

[TPI]

i do that Too lol

 

[Liam Porter]

I'm glad I'm not the only one.. I also picked out a bowl of breakfast cereal, one piece at a time earlier.

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

That's just gay.

 

[Liam Porter]

No it isn't. It's near the end of the box, and I don't like the small pieces/crumbs. So my breakfast was hand-picked.

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

I know what you mean, but the dust-esque crumbs are no where near bad enough for anyone who calls themselves a man, to have to do that lol.

 

[Liam Porter]

Yeah they are. I'm rather picky with my food.

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

So am I, to the point where I feel stupid going to Subway because I only want two or three things in my sandwich, the people look at me like I'm from mars or something. Or just generally out for a meal anywhere tbh, I always have to ask for things to be taken off the "as it comes" order.

I also have to take ALL the fatty sh*t off bacon, so I can't eat it if I don't cook it myself and I also don't like any sauce that I've ever tried.

Cereal though, I can deal with lol.

 

[M_P]

When it comes to being picky with food, I'm top of the list. Heck, I've never even eaten a strawberry

 

[Liam Porter]

How can you eat bacon? It's horrible..

I'm not a fan of meat though, I literally only eat chicken and lasagne.. Unless I have to cook it/watch it getting cooked, then it puts me off it for the day..

I don't like chips, potatoes, etc. I like chocolate, but not if it's chocolate biscuit, cake, breakfast or milk. I like nearly all fruit and vegetables though (apart from mushroom, beetroot, radish, and red lettuce stuff)..

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

So chicken and mince then?

Hate to break it to you, but lasagnes aren't animals haha.

 

[Finius]

Picky? What does that mean? I'm just a typical man-beast-man, I'll eat pretty much anything, especially if it used to be alive.

Ed, I'm downgrading you to a Northern-Southern-City-Pansy on account of trimming the fat off your bacon.

 

[Liam Porter]

Yeah that's it, mince!

I quite like how Finius downgraded Ed, but not me :L.

 

[Finius]

Yeah that's it, mince!
I quite like how Finius downgraded Ed, but not me :L.

When I go into the RAF I'll be based in Norfolk, you'll get your comeuppance then

 

[Liam Porter]

When I go into the RAF I'll be based in Norfolk, you'll get your comeuppance then

So nothing bad will happen to me? Will you still get to airsoft?

 

[Finius]

Depends what you define as "bad" I will still be airsofting...I'll be paid like, £6000 during my training and I intend to buy only two things with it; an armoury and a car.

I do however need to find out about the rules on storing airsoft kit...I know for a fact that during basic I won't be allowed to have any of that stuff on site.

 

[Liam Porter]

You'll probably get to shoot me then!

And keeping on topic, Microsoft Office 2010 trial runs out in 2 days.. how am I supposed to do ICT coursework?