Tell Us a Gag. Please!

[Anonymoose]

I went for a job as a contortionist."Just how flexible are you?" they asked.

"Well I can't do Thursdays", I replied.

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Went for a job interview, they asked me what i thought my biggest weakness is.

"Honesty." I replied.

"I don't think honesty is a weakness." They said.

Well apparently "I don't give fuck what you think." wasn't a suitable answer.

 

[Tactical Pith Helmet]

I got rejected for coming half an hour early.

Fuck the porn industry anyway...

 

[Cannonfodder]

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy and after going up and down to aisles they both pick up a box of period pads. When they get to the till the pharmacist is curious about why they're buying them and so asks "you do know what these a for?"

The older of the boys looks up and replies "of course, according to the adverts wearing these means you can play tennis, roller skate and go windsurfing. My brother here is 4 and he can't do any of those."

 

[BigAl]

President Donald J. Trump.

 

[Tackle]

President Donald J. Trump.

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