Tell Us a Gag. Please!

[Anonymoose]

I went for a job as a contortionist."Just how flexible are you?" they asked.

"Well I can't do Thursdays", I replied.

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Went for a job interview, they asked me what i thought my biggest weakness is.

"Honesty." I replied.

"I don't think honesty is a weakness." They said.

Well apparently "I don't give fuck what you think." wasn't a suitable answer.