jokes...

[M_P]

Anyone got any good ones?

Let's have em!

On a side note, any racist or the like ones will be reported- keep it clean

What did zero say to eight?

You're belts on too tight :lol:

I should be a comedian

 

[M_P]

Surely one of you 58 laughed at that, quite frankly ingenious joke?

 

[MZKaleem]

i only just got it...no. just no.

Say Red really suits you! "Idiot this shirt isnt red, what are you? COLOURBLIND?!" No im not colourblind *pulls out pistol and fires* *Blue splat on wall* :huh: :lol:

NOW I SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN!

 

[SheriffHD]

well, im going to take a guess and say that the reason more jokes arnt being posted, is due to the fact too many people on here must have a sense of humor which would make Frankie Boyle blush(myself included) so cheap kids jokes wont work so well

 

[Wølf]

^^^ what he said :lol:

 

[Airsofter123]

Don't know if this counts but... made me lol anyway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VVOH7Ep_8w...feature=related

 

[MZKaleem]

I have a joke...you guys ready, it is seriously funny.

JUSTIN BIEBER! (Actually im sure he is cool, his musics a joke though)

REBECCA BLACK!

 

[sarni307]

I can honestly say I have never wanted to punch someone as much as I do bieber!!!

 

[MZKaleem]

I have a better joke!

Bieber beating Sarni in a punch up :lol:

 

[sarni307]

Don't get me started on about how hard i am again

 

[MZKaleem]

actually sarni, I had a dream, where PEOPLE WERE GOOD AT SINGING FFS!

Sarni: Hard man to brown man, Hard man to brown man.

Zak: I hear you hard man, whats your status, over

Sarni: I have Beaver in my sights, do you see Rebecca Black, I repeat do you see her?

Zak: no, no, no, WAIT I see a girl *Adjusts scope to 12x zoom* I see her, on 3?

Sarni: 1...

Zak: 2...

Sarni+Zak: 3! *BOOM*

Hi five!

 

[Deva]

This topic is a joke

 

[MZKaleem]

Nooo, Marcus is a joke

 

[M_P]

Are you challenging me!?

 

[MZKaleem]

So what if i was blud?!

 

[Hubert]

Hey guys, I've got a joke.

Modern Warfare 3

*followed by Peter Griffen like laugh

I'm not a fan of family guy, I just think the laugh is suitable for this joke

 

[craig]

if just heard ths awsome song

Well everybody's heard about the bird

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word

everybody's heard about the bird

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word

 

[sarni307]

actually sarni, I had a dream, where PEOPLE WERE GOOD AT SINGING FFS!
Sarni: Hard man to brown man, Hard man to brown man.

Zak: I hear you hard man, whats your status, over

Sarni: I have Beaver in my sights, do you see Rebecca Black, I repeat do you see her?

Zak: no, no, no, WAIT I see a girl *Adjusts scope to 12x zoom* I see her, on 3?

Sarni: 1...

Zak: 2...

Sarni+Zak: 3! *BOOM*

Hi five!

i take it was a wet dream?

 

[MZKaleem]

possibly...

 

[M_P]

Definitely ...

Fixed.

On a side note, it must have been a dream, to far from reality