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[Finius]

Chef's assistant at a local restaraunt

 

[Nickona]

thats a good uni job, my sister was in a call centre

 

[Johnno]

My eldest Daughter trained and qualified as a Chef but now works as a Manager in a Call Centre LOL ironic

 

[Nickona]

haha thats weird!

 

[Johnno]

Trained as a Chef but lives on carry outs and Pot Noodles LOL good job she is thin like her Mother.

 

[Finius]

Just like to clarify I dont intend to rise through the ranks of Harvester to become a manager, my career is either going to be focused on shooting paedophiles, shooting terrorists or shooting other badguys

 

[Nickona]

so serial killer or police marksman?

 

[Liam Porter]

That a serious question there Nick?

 

[Finius]

Police marksman, some form of soldier, or Barney Stinson

 

[Nickona]

That a serious question there Nick?

you can never be too careful

Police marksman, some form of soldier, or Barney Stinson

or a stormtrooper???

 

[Liam Porter]

Finius, by police marksman, you mean a police guy on a roof with a sniper type of thing, right?

 

[Finius]

I will literally take anything that lets me screw over the scum that drag humanity down by the ankles.

I don't even really care if I get to shoot them, I just think there's some vile and disgusting creatures out there and I want to do anything I can to hinder or apprehend them. Specifically pedophiles, that's a nerve that runs deep.

 

[Nickona]

sounds like the job title you are looking for is Batman?

 

[Liam Porter]

You could have a rotatable hop up chamber, although that'd be difficult too.

Scrap that, one way up it would apply hop down instead of hop up..

Failed there. Wrong thread.

 

[Finius]

sounds like the job title you are looking for is Batman?

I'd get far too sticky in all that bondage gear he wears

 

[Liam Porter]

Batman without the Batman Costume then?

 

[M_P]

You could have a rotatable hop up chamber, although that'd be difficult too.
Scrap that, one way up it would apply hop down instead of hop up..

Failed there. Wrong thread.

+10 tard points

 

[Liam Porter]

Thanks Marksman, where does that put me on the Tard Leaderboards?

 

[Nutster]

Top?

 

[M_P]

Not a bad guess, but you overlooked Finius

I should make a leaderboard in my Sig.... or maybe replace the 'top 5 posters' on the index with 'top 5 tards'