"Sexual Assault Rifle" as primary, Sex Pistol as side arm, inflated condom on a stick as melee weapon... and a big ol' pink helmet!
Oh yeah, and a T-shirt with that quote of Alan Bennet's [Gay or Straight] "That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water."
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Years ago I knew somebody who had a metal model of the pistol from Bladerunner. It was a lot heavier than it looked and the balance was terrible, but even so I'd love to have one of those that fired BB's @420FPS with hop, DMR rules. Some bloke in drag with a clear plastic mac and red wig to shoot at :lol: