Because Guard don't live long enough to get corrupted.
Nah, next up is to sort out the soft kit, and glam up the lasgun up a bit. I might throw some LEDs into the M4 magwell converter and switch to red tracers - the little Lighter-S can only really handle greens.
Then I might laspistol my AEP, I rather missed having a side arm in (very) CQB.
This was only intended to be a one-off, but it's all worked out so well that I might make it a regular bit of dress up.