Everybody meet my vicious killing machine!

So now, a year and a half on, I've decided we need to update this.

The past year has been filled with dog-related ups and down. He's eaten about £2000 worth of household items, from designer glasses to headphones to coats and more and has truly lived up to his name. On the other hand however, he's my best friend and has turned out to be a truly lovely member of the family.

Those of you who have me as a friend on facebook will no doubt be borderline-suicidal as a result of the sheer volume of dog-related posts I create on a daily basis. Those of you who do not, have missed out.

Luckily for you unfortunate lot though, I have an updated, albeit graphic photo of The Destroyer for you. He's a bit bigger this time around.

I warn you, the below photo contains graphic imagery of Oscar mercilessly crushing my mother to death after she refused to get off the chair for him.

I should also note, that when we were given him, we were told he shouldn't be much more than a small-medium dog, this small-medium dog now weighs almost as much as my fiance (about 50kg).



Small dog much? :D

 
Small doge much wow?

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YAY! Dogs!

I like dogs. Dogs are most l33t pets.

This was mine as a small feet seeking missile:

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and now fully grown into an efficient eating and sleeping machine of doom:

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Captured in a rare moment of being actually awake.

 
This was Bert my black lab 8 years ago:

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Don't let that face fool you, he went through 3 pairs of slippers, an office chair and 4 meters of skirting board when he was teething....

This is him now:

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Always begging....he doesn't know when to stop!

 
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Dog........mans best friend and will always be

Sadly my sisters dog passed away due to injury's, he was a pure bred collie and was rescued as a pup by her, he was 14 years old, a brilliant dog

I'm sorry for putting in the sad news but I love dogs, I love there personality's and them being more than a dog as a member of the family

You've all got brilliant family members and here's to many years of you all together

 
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Sorry to hear about that. People that say "why are you so upset, it's just a dog" will never understand.
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Im afraid it seems that only dog owners realise that a dog is as much a member of the family as a brother or sister.

On a brighter note, this thread gives me an idea: attack dog day at my local airsoft field! Does anyone know any good brands of canine eye protection? Preferrably full face coz my daft little mutt always has his mouth open to cater for his ridiculously long tongue :P

 
I agree with you lozart, they are family, any owner of any pet will say the same

The Grover - how about a welders mask ?? Replace the glass with airsoft appropriate glass

I'd say the dogs saying 'your beers a treat so wheres mine' lol

 
I've always wanted a dog, my dad had one for years from when he was about 11 to when he left University. It was a funny story how he got it but I won't bore you all lol :P

When I leave home, Definatly getting a dog. A puppy hopefully, but one that'll turn into a big ass runner.

 
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