erm a little help

[M_P]

very funny

You spelt my name wrong

 

[TPI]

Aah bite my finger and call me charlie im sure its how it is spelt on FB?

But basically just dont worry about her Charlie (hey i just noticed that lol)

 

[M_P]

No its a C not a K

Everyone does it- makes me rage

 

[TPI]

Ahwell its okay Markus...

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

Ahaha, I just remembered something

Skid marcus xD

But yeah, see Nick's starting to agree with me, he just worded it and shortened it a lot better lol. Pretend you don't care and then she'll come back to you so that you don't "win" the break up.

Women are ruddy sadistic sometimes, my girlfriend randomly asks if she can punch me as hard as she can, obviously I say no...

Big yellow bruise on my left shoulder

The mad hoe :lol:

 

[Cam-the-airsoft-sniper]

Dont worry mate,

I havent had a Gf in years and the only think that has happned to me is that I am now certified mentaly insane and I think of this alot:

 

[CES_williamson]

haha ok thanks guys mods pls close topic i have enough advice

 

[Finius]

First off, ignore what everyone else has said (except Finius... How can anyone ignore Finius, seriously?)

I aim to please!

In other news, I actually broke up with my girlfriend recently and I won the breakup, quite spectacularly. The way in which to do this, is to be the perfect gentleman (alternatively, if people would prefer, I can dig out my copy of the Lesser Key of Solomon* and we can check out some more sacrificial rituals and that? *legitimately have this book)