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I'd say CYMA 048 tbh. The lad has one and its performed solidly for years. I like the LCT too, but the mags are not generic. The Lad loses a mag and I lend him one. My pal Keith loses a mag and he had to ask the whole damn site for an LCT one. He played with a single lent mid-cap all day...

Jesus wept!!! 😂🤣 Uncle Bob went on a roller coaster, and the woman next to him wouldn't stop screaming. Seriously, it was like she'd never seen a penis before...

What's peoples' views on the colour of the bluing? Seems not quite right to me tbh.

New all wood stocked SCD40 rif from S&T. Available at present from Taiwan Gun: https://www.taiwangun.com/assault-rifle-aeg/svt-40-aeg-rifle-replica-real-wood-s-t Not sure I'm up for one at that price.

Nicking each others kit was almost compulsory for punk. Back to topic... I had the first pain free exercise session on a hard floor for nearly 14 years tonight. Forgot to take my pain killers and actually had less pain than I usually do with them. Funnily enough I wrestled for a couple of...

If you learn to dribble at the same time you've reached master level! Me: "Can I borrow the new book about Cockney swear words?" Librarian: "You can't". Me: "Yes, that's the one"...

Love space rock. Started the evening with Rikki Ililonga's raw Zamrock classics, a bit of Soweto rock (Makgona Tsohle Band), and I'm ending it with Ufomammut. Took Mrs TPH to Hawkwind last summer. I've seen them dozens of times. We're watching Ghuraba on Friday before driving to Eversley...

I trained for two hours today on a hard surface. I needed paracetamol, gabapentin, and Tramadol, znd NHS supplied insoles to do so. When I got home I ate and then I poured myself a decent drink (isotonic sport scotch) and went to work with my heated massage chair(E bay UK £80) and Pulsio...

My dentist has been struck off the medical register for dealing in drugs! Fuck me, I've been using him for the last sixteen years and never knew he was a dentist!

I disabled the blow-back feature on my G&G by removing one bolt.

The old G&G Combat Machine M4 in a short barrel length is what I use for a back up rif for skirmishes. Not sure of the exact model as I bought it on a whim at a game second hand. I use a CYMA 028 AK as back up rif for Nam games. Same reasons. Tough as old boots, always work and weigh next...

He's hoping someone doesn't read that advert correctly...

Above 35% ABV any drink will necrotize your taste buds. Scotch is watered down to 40% from about 70%. Give the taste a chance and take a bottle of soda water or decent mineral water. The taste will come alive. If you take a hipflask, try diluting the scotch with ginger wine. One of the...

It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar. It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering!

I got a massive erection today during a routine prostate examination. I tried to hide it but it was pretty obvious, so I tried to laugh it of instead. Anyway, long story short, I'm no longer working as a GP.

Hi De Hi campers, here's Robert's airsoft bargains this Maplin's morning....

Combat Action Games is near Norwich. Battle Grounds Airsoft is at Necton. Scorpion are near Kings Lynn. Where are you based?

What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One of them Is an Australian mammal. The other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.

I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it.

Hats off mate. That's not dainty! I use my standard RPK all weekend on filmsims/milsims. It weighs about 4.2 - 4.5kg. I agree that it makes a standard AK feel like a stick. Strangely it feels lighter than my CYMA M14 which is actually lighter by a kilo. All down to balance I suppose...