Your favorite biscuit!
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Anyway. Screw JCakes, they have no place in this thread.
Bourbons are the best. End of.
Additionally; Oreos are the most over rated, pieces of fetid shite, ever. They're one of those things everyone seems to love for the sake of it, like how everyone bums The Lion King, all the new sonic and mario games, cupcakes and teddies, even though we all know that they're all utterly crap in every possible way. Oreos fit snugly into that category I think.
Bourbons are the best. End of.
Additionally; Oreos are the most over rated, pieces of fetid shite, ever. They're one of those things everyone seems to love for the sake of it, like how everyone bums The Lion King, all the new sonic and mario games, cupcakes and teddies, even though we all know that they're all utterly crap in every possible way. Oreos fit snugly into that category I think.
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Bourbons and Oreos are both horrible - they're chocolate biscuit, with cream or whatever in the middle.
But I agree with you on Jaffa Cakes.
But I agree with you on Jaffa Cakes.
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Hobnobs lol...sorry...
Anything made by Fox's are nice. Bourbons!
I dunno there are loads I like - I'm so fat
Anything made by Fox's are nice. Bourbons!
I dunno there are loads I like - I'm so fat
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Someone tried to sue Jaffa Cakes for not being a cake. They did a test (excuse to eat JCakes) to see and it's a CAKE, because it goes hard, and a biscuit goes soft.
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As this topic has been brought up again, I feel it necessary to mention that Cow Biscuits are the best biscuits ever, closely followed by Rich Tea.
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Cow Biscuits, or "Malted milk" as they're actually called, as utterly, immeasurably disgusting and I'd rather lick a dog's arse than eat one.
Bourbons still win for me. Them and caramel digestives.
Bourbons still win for me. Them and caramel digestives.
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I have a test for biscuits.
If they make your tea taste like sh*t if you accidentally drop a little bit in, then they are bad biscuits.
Malted Milk is the biscuit for the devil. They completely disintegrate in the tea and make it taste bad, not the mention the texture goes all weird.
Similar goes to rich tea although its easier to save your tea if they fall in.
If they make your tea taste like sh*t if you accidentally drop a little bit in, then they are bad biscuits.
Malted Milk is the biscuit for the devil. They completely disintegrate in the tea and make it taste bad, not the mention the texture goes all weird.
Similar goes to rich tea although its easier to save your tea if they fall in.
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I know what they're actually called, but they have a picture of two cows on them, so they're cow biscuits.
Bourbons are probably my least favourite biscuit, but caramel digestives are alright, until you try to put 6 in your mouth at once. Once you start to chew, the crumbs irritate the back of your throat making you cough and spit biscuit everywhere.
Bourbons are probably my least favourite biscuit, but caramel digestives are alright, until you try to put 6 in your mouth at once. Once you start to chew, the crumbs irritate the back of your throat making you cough and spit biscuit everywhere.
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