I mean I don't want to say I called it, but I'm pretty sure I might have. I bet this is a hardware-related issue (i.e. not having enough of it and it not being networked at all properly).
Site is back up and running, a hell of a lot of hard work by G has got it into a nice usable format! Slightly bias as I was a beta tester but this is the start of something great! But it needs the community to support it by using it and popping their own reviews and stuff on the site!