Airsoft confessions
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clumpyedge
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I went in one the other day, no sooner had I opened the door my vomit reflex kicked in and had to then take a piss in a bush while out in the game area.
skarra333
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I was in a CQB game using a long Paintball speedball-style zone.
It was game on, and we ran forward, and almost straight away I was hit in the chest. I raised my hand and started to stop my run to turn to the respawn, and the Marshall just in-front of me starts yelling "Don't stop - come on, keep going!!!!!!" I thus put my hand down and thought - oh - ok...
Then as soon as I got to a barricade, my brain engaged and I realised, he was trying to get the team animated and pushing, not excusing my hit.
It was game on, and we ran forward, and almost straight away I was hit in the chest. I raised my hand and started to stop my run to turn to the respawn, and the Marshall just in-front of me starts yelling "Don't stop - come on, keep going!!!!!!" I thus put my hand down and thought - oh - ok...
Then as soon as I got to a barricade, my brain engaged and I realised, he was trying to get the team animated and pushing, not excusing my hit.
Colonel Kurtz
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Yeah why are airsoft site toilets always the most befouled. I get public transport all the time, and am working for an Arab company during Ramadan, but still nothing breaks the Geneva convention like airsoft-site toilets.
Maybe someone here will admit to not bothering to cook their food for a week before skirmish or similar
Maybe someone here will admit to not bothering to cook their food for a week before skirmish or similar
Colonel Kurtz
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I find the toilets in the nearest McDonalds in a higher state of hygiene. Although i dare not eat their filth until lunch at the earliest, in case it all goes Highlander and i suffer 'The Quickening'
n1ckh
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Pmsl & that's why I take my own food, don't want the 'Bombay doors to open & have to drop the kids off at the pool' in the middle of a fire fight
Russe11
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Some games I play have a rule limiting ammo carried in mags to 300 rds. I tend to carry 5x 135 rd mags and 1 x 50rd mag as the pouches on P37 webbing hold 6 mags. I have never used more than 2 mags between respawns, I just prefer to have the option of a smoke break rather than refilling mags every time I respawn and I don't want empty space in my pouch 
I Only take hits if marshalls watching, and even then its always my first hit, im never dead
I never medic teammates
I never walk all the way to the regen
I always shoot teammates when theyre not looking
My aeg fires 340 on .4s with a 210mm mock silencer and full hop for the chrono.
Im 15 i just use my mates ukara to get IFs
I never medic teammates
I never walk all the way to the regen
I always shoot teammates when theyre not looking
My aeg fires 340 on .4s with a 210mm mock silencer and full hop for the chrono.
Im 15 i just use my mates ukara to get IFs
n1ckh
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Tell me your taking the piss & not being serious sunbeam ??
Cause if your serious, I doubt you'd be safe on a game day anywhere
Sitting Duck
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I was a twat at first game - still am
but a few like was that a hit, dead man talking etc......
mainly due to being so pumped up & excited at my first time
Please be gentle with me - I was a virgin....
After a very nooby ar$ehole first game I got it sussed and understood the basic guidelines etc....
Also helps though it ain't an excuse, if you turn up for morning briefing rather than like me
when I just showed up for afternoon walk on with little time for a run through on it all
The biggest lie as usual is me telling missus - this is deffo the last gun I need to buy
(along with the other lie - yes I am gonna sell the other one soon)
but a few like was that a hit, dead man talking etc......
mainly due to being so pumped up & excited at my first time
Please be gentle with me - I was a virgin....
After a very nooby ar$ehole first game I got it sussed and understood the basic guidelines etc....
Also helps though it ain't an excuse, if you turn up for morning briefing rather than like me
when I just showed up for afternoon walk on with little time for a run through on it all
The biggest lie as usual is me telling missus - this is deffo the last gun I need to buy
(along with the other lie - yes I am gonna sell the other one soon)
n1ckh
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Here we go, another joker ha ha ha blah
I suggest you don't comment on anything more until you grow up sunbeam
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