Too many cheaters and lost his piggy, probably taken out by some angry bird. My missus can be a right angry bird when she finds more gun crap
Started the day with 2 working guns and goes home with only 1 still whole. Or maybe the stuntman move without an airbag. Although the bloody welts are just his normal look.
Not bothered about the gun thats an easy fix but my foots a mess it's a lovely purplish black all ready.
Hopefully you did not break or tear anything, and just a light sprain. It could have been really bad. 4 weeks to get fit for our private game.