Pro tip : replace all your kitchen knives with foam knives and watch as the fuckery unfolds tomorrow night
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BBrotherwood
lol - i like the plan
AirsoftTed
Misread plan as pain there and braced myself to see you in the news lol
BBrotherwood
XD you may do yet if it kicks of again 
Jedi_Master
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.”
So did she miss herself or just use the wrong end of the knife, handle was too blunt?
So did she miss herself or just use the wrong end of the knife, handle was too blunt?
BBrotherwood
She had it wrestled out of her hands by her ex which was the moment I found them. It was my knife and the blade was pretty blunt - the handle was probably sharper!
Jedi_Master
That must have been humiliating for him, sex so bad she wants to forget it ever happened.
AirsoftTed
Plot twist : he has a micropenis and she was determined to see what 7 inches of penetration felt like before she died
BBrotherwood
xD
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