Tell Us a Gag. Please!

[Cannonfodder]

I don't really have a joke to pair with this but one time I was sat on a group call listening to a Milsimmer, without an ounce of irony or self awareness, begin ranting about how Comic cons are full of nerds and how you'd have to be the most untouched loser to dress up like anime characters and go to a convention where everyone else is doing it. I feel like the joke wrote itself.

Click to shrink...

Insert Alanis Morisette meme here

 

[Cannonfodder]

I had a job interview at the local blacksmiths today. He asked me if knew how to shoe a horse

I replied No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off

 

[Anonymoose]

 

[Shep120181]

A handjob from a deaf person technically counts as oral

 

[Shep120181]

 

[Shep120181]

 

[Cannonfodder]

Coprolites. Not my favourite fossil but a solid number 2

 

[Adolf Hamster]

That was a shit joke

 

[Lastronin]

What do you call man with a dick on his face.
Fuck nose

 

[Tactical Pith Helmet]

Turns out my girlfriends a communist.

I should've spotted those red flags.

 

[Tactical Pith Helmet]

I'm all for the right to protest but I was most annoyed when a bird strike diverted our flight from Zurich.

What do these damn birds even demand?

 

[Tactical Pith Helmet]

Trump lauched the war on Iran to effect regime change.

So far, the wars changed the regimes in Tel Avive and Washington.

 

[Tactical Pith Helmet]

The Lad's got a new girlfriend that he met at the local zoo.

Nice lass to be honest. Think she might be a keeper.