Keep me entertained - I’m in A&E

[fingerpuk]

Lack of toothmarks seems to imply otherwise

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She tried to have sex with it.

 

[Tank423]

So i come home from work to find the cat has locked herself in the garage.

Of course the weekend runabout is sitting in there hood down and somehow she's turned on the sidelights.

Given that to do that you gotta twist the end of a smooth round stalk i am presently bamboozled as to how she actually achieved this without opposable thumbs......

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We need pictures of said cat and weekend runabout to determine how she did it.

My money is on her wanting to joyride and is slowly learning controls.

 

[Anonymoose]

We need pictures of said cat.

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No we don't.

 

[ButcherBill]

I reckon the cat took the weekend runabout for a cruise on the strip & just forgot to switch everything off before you burst in on them, was the engine still warm?

 

[Tank423]

No we don't.

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I bet if it was a moose you'd be asking for pictures..

 

[ButcherBill]

We need pictures of said cat

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You'll need an age verification to see those pics these days.

 

[Anonymoose]

I bet if it was a moose you'd be asking for pictures..

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As my first name is Moose everyone thinks they're my favourite animal.

But they're not..

 

[Adolf Hamster]

I'm not sure i have a response to this, i'm not sure there is a response......

 

[Anonymoose]

I'm not sure i have a response to this, i'm not sure there is a response......

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Never encountered someone with a weird name before?

 

[Austeyr]

Never encountered someone with a weird name before?

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Anony would be weirder

 

[Anonymoose]

Anony would be weirder

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I'm weird enough already though.

 

[Cannonfodder]

Tbh Moose isn't as weird as some of the stupid names kids get now. I swear anyone who calls their kid something like Shardonay or Klamidia should have social services called on them and a second offence means sterilisation

 

[Tank423]

Tbh Moose isn't as weird as some of the stupid names kids get now. I swear anyone who calls their kid something like Shardonay or Klamidia should have social services called on them and a second offence means sterilisation

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I know someone with a little boy called zephyr, she is exactly how you'd expect someone to be naming their kid that. She loves a bit of the marching powder too.

Shame cause she's quite attractive.

 

[Adolf Hamster]

Never encountered someone with a weird name before?

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No thats the most normal part of this conversation