Recent content by Shamal

Happy Christmas to all forum members. I hope you all get what you wish for. Have a good time?? Regards 

Just a message to say that I will be stepping down from the forum. On the 13th I lost my wife and best friend. Thank you all for listening to my silly comments and crap jokes over the years. Life seems to have lost its humour for me. Fire off a few for me and remember, call your hits ...

So I got home early today and caught the wife in bed with my best friend. I went mad and called her some bad names and told her to pack her bags and go and live with her mother and that I wanted a divorce My best friend didn't get off lightly either. I told him "Bad dog Rover,bad dog!"and...

A GIRLS FIRST TIME As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the...

Mmmm? Rather large for a weapon light. I'm sure you can get smaller ?

Hey I'm not out of shape...I'm very nearly perfectly round.. ?

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following...

A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. "We need to take it to a vet. It's shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks. Husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." "But it stinks!" she exclaims...

Just attended a sheep dog trial in the Lake District 2 were acquitted and 4 were found guilty!

The battery voltage won't do anything for the FPS. A higher voltage battery will increase the rate of fire.  FPS is dependant on air seal and spring.  From talking to guys at games it comes at around 330 fps and some people use an 11.1v to get the high rof but I'm not sure what voltage battery...

I see plenty of players using the arp9 in woodland games. It's a nasty little beast with a hi rof. You may have to get a little bit closer to the bad guys but it will do the job and less tiring than a bigger gun. Also will be a dream to use in a cqb enviro. ?

Just get an aeg and when you fire it shake your arms. Jobs a good un. ? Hope that helps ?

Haha. I'm just old lol

About a month before he died, my grandfather covered his back full of lard. After that he went downhill very quickly.

Pleased to hear it. Now all you have to do is take it back to 'toys r us' ?